Welcome aboard Flight 2025.

The pilot warns that we may experience some turbulence.

Well… this is the most anticipated apocalypse ever.

What’s really weird is how it feels super-accelerated-and-rushed-like-I-can’t-catch-my-breath AND excruciatingly-sloooooooow-motion, all at the same time.

Part of me keeps asking: Are we there yet?

And another part replies: What if you are the tipping point?

Sounded like a decent rationalisation for sharing some random thoughts on the Interwebs.

So please ensure your tray table is upright.

And remember… in case of emergency, attend to your own oxygen mask first.